• When you have to hear "Lips of an Angel" every hour on the hour, something like this is bound to happen.
• Who knew art could be a deterrent to crime? McGruff the Crime Dog never said it.
• If you can see the forest for the trees, thank this guy.
• Scott Meacham: state treasurer, quote machine.
• Hey, Rocketplane, we recommend Equate Migraine Relief. It's over-the-counter.
• Make pinwheels, not war.
• We never guessed an article on gardening could touch our cold hearts, but ...
• See, the idea behind the anthrax vaccine is that you don't get sick.
• If you like big butts and you cannot lie, have we got an art exhibit for you!
• The mere idea of producing 100 paintings in 100 days just makes us want to lie on the couch and watch TV.
• "Little Women" makes its state premiere as a musical. Tragedy never sounded so toe-tapping!
• Just so you know, we kept wanting to type "Panther," which would be incorrect.
• Two guys we're crossing off our list of people to pick fights with.
• Attention, Wayne Coyne: You might want to get a restraining order.
• Isn't it ironic that Al Green is a reverend, yet his music sends so many to the sheets?