• We have a hard enough time crossing two lanes. Ten would suck.
• Why couldn't this happen with, say, James Patterson novels?
• Upset!
• I swear I've seen this pose on the front of a VHS tape with Chuck Norris.
• Making your kids' faces look dead and/or mutilated. OK, we'll go with it.
• Yeah, you'd think there'd be strippers, but you'd be wrong.
• This is the only movie review you'll read all year with the line "David Bowie underpants."
• Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey playing Groovefest? Not a stretch.
• Who the "folk" can pronounce this singer's last name?
• Just imagine if he'd worked as Britney Spears' "manny."