With Talk Like a Pirate Day coming Sept. 19, we offer these signs you're an actual pirate:
1. Shoulder of shirt encrusted with parrot excrement
2. Peg leg expands during this humid season
3. Lack of one eye makes saving doubloons for Lasik affordable
4. Scurvy
Check out local TLAP Day happenings, involving music, kids and alcohol (but not at the same time).
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